Weirdest things I have heard my bosses say


(MENAFN- The Arabian Post) Nitten Nair|Over the years I consider myself extremely lucky to have worked with a myriad of bosses who range from the utterly incompetent to the perfect role model. Regardless of their skills and temperament, I had the good fortune of establishing a rapport with almost all of them.

This rapport also gave me the opportunity to witness some of the most absurd things to come from their mouth at times. Some were hilarious while some were downright insane.

So in no particular order, here goes. In cases where a little context is required, I will be providing it.



"." € Random call from my boss who was off duty when I was closing the bar for the day. (Possibly drunk)
€ When I asked how my boss has such good PR with the guests.
€ A supposed motivational talk by the boss.
€ A meeting called by the boss to investigate who forgot to flush the toilet.
€ Boss trying to explain how crucial the project is.
Boss stressing how important it is to collect payment from the client.
€ Boss explaining why we are only allowed desktops at work.
€ Boss explaining an average appraisal.
€ Boss delegating work to me.
­€ Boss explaining hierarchy and career plan.
€ Boss explaining how to get a client to agree to a campaign.
€ Boss trying to calm me down after dealing with a tough client.
. € Boss explaining why we should not stay late in office.


The Arabian Post

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